Saturday, August 9, 2008

culture matters.

i'm leaving china in a little over a week. as you can see, i have not found much time to blog. but over the course of the month i have acquired many a photograph. so over the next few days i will be posting them. hopefully they'll be tied together by a common theme or premise. just like THIS AMERICAN LIFE, only they'll be pictures and not dry observations made by chicago based intellectuals. so let's begin the first in our series of photoblogs entitled...


we all love america. and one of the things that makes america so great is diversity. colors, creeds, blah blah blah...melting pot and all that jazz. so in america, when you see a chinese person walking down the street, you wouldn't necessarily whisper to your friends, point, pull out a camera, snap a photo, and then post it on the internet. however, this is not the case in china. most people here are chinese. so when someone who's not chinese is walking down the street, it's a big deal. true story: i have seen a chinese man ask a blonde haired, blue eyed american tourist if she would take a picture with his 4 year old daughter like she was mickey mouse at disneyland.

these pictures have been taken over the course of my stay in many different areas of china. of course, places like airports are not good places to enjoy the novelty of seeing a white person in china simply because this is the white person transit point. it is where they collect. and also, given that i'm in beijing right now, the number of white people has skyrocketed since the start of the olympics. but the bulk of these photos were taken in cities other than beijing prior to the olympics.

this picture came with a frame, was removed from the frame, and then taped to the wall of a bedroom in lisa's dad's house. this seems to be the attitude of chinese people: white people are automatically pretty. pretty enough to become inexplicable wall decorations. even white people who are stock photography models from 1992.

one of the funnest parts of going white-person spotting in china is trying to figure out if they're american, european, australian, or (the culturally androgynous) canadian. this picture was taken in hangzhou. the backpack on one, the scowl on the other. these are americans, most likely.

this guy was from australia or something. probably a businessman. most certainly a creepy white guy who has a "fascination" with asian women. you know the type. he thinks they're "exotic".

this picture was taken in an old part of shanghai. european people LOVE adidas. i don't know what he's looking at, but there is probably a frommers guide book sticking out of his back pocket.

the british are coming.

i have a friend named ian corrigan who always walks around in shorts and carries around a big camera. ian is a white guy but he's not in china. lucky for china, this guy is pulling a classic ian corrigan.

the great wall of china is a massive tourist attraction. while there was still an overwhelming amount of chinese people here, there were a few select groups of white people on vacation. this is the back of one such group. if you look closely you can see one guy wearing socks with sandals. there's also a man with a ponytail. and without having to look so closely, you can see several instances of pirate length shpants. these are all traits of the european tourist.


on vacation to foreign countries, it can get lonely. and with so many chinese people around, one could start to miss the company of other americans. at the great wall (of china) lisa and i found a pack of people from new york who heard us talking about jamba juice and knew they were in the company of other americans. now granted, besides lisa and me, there are a couple of people who aren't white people in china. but black people in china, that's even more rare. double points.

Thursday, July 17, 2008

similes.

i will be uploading pictures from my first couple of days the next chance i get. a quick disclaimer, though: none of the pictures truly capture the essence of china because modern photographs have yet to integrate technology that conveys the ungracious stab of face-melting swelter. china is like if disneyland were in the middle of a volcano. because it's super fun (like disneyland, obviously), but hotter than anywhere else you've ever been (probably like a volcano).

i have spent a couple of days in shanghai and am now spending a couple of days in hangzhou. hangzhou is a lake town about 2 hours outside of shanghai. on this trip alone, i have heard it referred to as 'a paradise' 'heaven' and 'a pearl'. time will tell if it will live up to these high (albeit uncreative, i mean--'a pearl'? really?) standards. but it is very nice. many lotus blossoms. many exotic bugs. many chinese people.

some quick observations:
i think the reason people in america think all asian people are bad drivers is because everybody in china is a bad driver. and since there are so many people in china, america's stereotype of asians makes sense, statistically.

also, the food here is excellent. i just ate 'drunken shrimp' which was live shrimp in this sauce thing. that maybe wasn't a good example of 'excellent' food. but i've eaten many a steamed bun/dumpling: all of them delicious.

Monday, July 14, 2008

pre-flight calisthenics.

Today, I am leaving for China. This country is most famous for having a big wall that was built by pandas. Other famous things from China: Orange Chicken, Jet Li, and Pollution.

I leave in fifteen minutes to run a few errands (going to the bank. also, i may spring for one of those inflatable neck pillows for the flight.)

I am being accompanied by the beautiful Lisa Liu, who is from China. I am not from China so she has a tactical advantage for the country wide scavenger hunt, but she lacks the guile, wares, and tenacity that I think will put me out on top. Lisa Liu is not to be confused with Lucy Liu, who is also from China and famous but not as famous as Jet Li.

Anyway, I'm off to another country. I will be posting from China next.

Au revoir (goodbye in Mandarin).