Today, I am leaving for China. This country is most famous for having a big wall that was built by pandas. Other famous things from China: Orange Chicken, Jet Li, and Pollution.
I leave in fifteen minutes to run a few errands (going to the bank. also, i may spring for one of those inflatable neck pillows for the flight.)
I am being accompanied by the beautiful Lisa Liu, who is from China. I am not from China so she has a tactical advantage for the country wide scavenger hunt, but she lacks the guile, wares, and tenacity that I think will put me out on top. Lisa Liu is not to be confused with Lucy Liu, who is also from China and famous but not as famous as Jet Li.
Anyway, I'm off to another country. I will be posting from China next.
Au revoir (goodbye in Mandarin).
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